Ja ja... Immer die Grenzbeamten....

[Micha75]

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian

border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:

"It's-a illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver

"Quatro meansa four!"replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the German says

unbelievingly.. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry

5persons".

"You canta pulla thata one on me-aa!" replies the Italian customsofficer.

"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and

therefore-ayouarra breaking da law".

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot" Call your supervisorover,

I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" replies the Italian officer, "He cant'a come, he's-a busy

withda 2guys in da Uno!"

[e30User]

 

LOOOL ! ok, ich hab auch schon 5 Flaschen in mir ;)

[Stefan]

so a grampf